berlin motel 6

swore i wouldn't ever, ever, until i died, write anything about a certain hooor-ific mess named after a european metropolis and a famous hotel chain. let's just call her berlin motel 6. or budapesht raddison, if you like.... but i had to write this because my head would've exploded clean off my shoulders if i hadn't....


(6/9/07)
from yahoo news--excerpt by LINDA DEUTSCH, AP Special Correspondent:

"Hilton entered the courtroom weeping and continued to cry throughout the hearing, which lasted more than an hour….
Her body shook constantly as she cried, clutching a ball of tissue, tears running down her face. "

Touching, innit?

But now, with just a few selective edits, we remember why we all know paris in the first place:

"Hilton entered the (blank)room (blank)ing and continued to (blank) throughout the (blank)ing, which lasted more than an hour….
Her body shook constantly as she (blank)ed, clutching a ball of (blank), (blank) running down her face. "

barron should hang his scrofulous head in shame, and conrad would spin like a virgin on a tilt-a-whirl if he knew what his kin had become....

mind over madder

just got back from a hard day's night on the mountain with an unappreciative audience of six, but lived to tell the tale (meanwhile enjoying the scenery, knowing that i'd make it home by 1 a.m. at the latest, where an inviting bud was waiting for me--and a newcastle brown ale to chase it down with, too).

oh my god, and here it is 1:30 a.m. and i've had a bud (mmmm!) and am still enjoying the newcastle -- i can see the future! it's like a superpower or something!

wow, wait, more's coming--yes, yes, it's getting clearer....i oversleep in the morning and wake up in a hangover/nugfog matrix, cursing myself and the bastard who invented mondays!

lest ye be jugged

this is from the edge, http://blog.oregonlive.com/edge/ (4/4/07):
"Amount by which the salary of Judge Judy exceeds the
salaries of all nine Supreme Court justices combined:
$26 million."

if you ever need ammo in the "good morning, america--
now please wake up and pull your head out of your ass" discussion...

random thought...

you know what you don't see much of?
hillbilly jews....